To begin with here's a bit about me. Firstly I have a bitch of an ex wife, who won't get off my back about paying child support for my three butt ugly, ungrateful kids who im not even sure are mine (aint that the truth Kanye West). We married young and then she popped out 1 girl and twin boys, let me tell you they were mistakes. So i divorced the phsyco and moved to Germany to try and become Lenny again.
I was homeschooled my whole life, and thus my career path isn't the best. I own my own online tool shop which sells both workman tools as well as adult tools... so check it out boys and girls. Living in Germany is bloody freezing and I spend my days when Im not snowed under with my online business, being a hellman and of course being Lenny. Im a crazy bastard of a hellman who heckles everyone, so watch out for me on Heindenbeg st.
So here I am creating my first post :)
I hope everyone keeps reading as my next post is coming entitled 'I fucking hate the Spice Girls'
So thats what its like 'Being Lenny Bingle'
NOTE: My last name is not Bingle its Aznavourian.
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